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Kiss Demotivational Poster


KISSIN COUSINS -




LEFT 4 DEAD -


TAGS: left 4 dead dead left witch zoey francis startled kiss
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Billzmakindafunnyz - September 19, 2009, 9:33 pm
i found this in time to not make a repeat
Failure is a Lifestyle - August 3, 2009, 3:54 pm
at least im not the only one who has wanted to give the witch a REAL headshot
Bob Chin - June 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
I find your honesty refreshing. The poster....ehh, not so much.


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by jalford

dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am
i no rite?


MIDGET KISS -




PEOPLE - They're insane


TAGS: kid surprise peadophile kiss metal
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Tulasso

*** - January 21, 2009, 5:31 pm
Pedophile: The person that kissed the kids ass.
randall - August 10, 2008, 10:29 am
lmao!


DESPAIR - Because even though you helped blow up the Death Star and defeat the Empire you are always gonna be 'that chick who tongue-kissed her brother'


TAGS: leia carrie fisher star wars kiss
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by HAL8999

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 25, 2012, 1:26 pm
And who, amongst us men, even though she might be our sister, would ever turn down Carrie Fisher? I'm just saying.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 6, 2010, 10:32 am
Who among us could turn down Mark Hamill?.
R.S.Jake - May 6, 2010, 10:26 am
Excellent!


A KISS - A moment in time when two souls touch


TAGS: kiss soul touch
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

TheSanityInspector - December 30, 2011, 1:02 am
That's a remarkable sculpture.


REALITY - This is the ONLY way most of us will ever get to see 2 girls kissing in bed




FORBIDDEN LOVE -




FRENCH KISS - Autralian do it better


TAGS: kiss french down under woman
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by suzieq

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 6:23 am
She was my pet. :D but then she died.. :( haha oh well.
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:18 pm
plutôt bonsoir ! I'm not living there at the present time, but it sure is a nice place to stay. you had a duck ??? what were you doing with a duck ?
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 9:07 pm
Aww. Gosh, i would give anything to live in france! Im in french class right now! Bonjour! xD haha (i had a duck named Susie Q before.)
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 9:00 pm
I'm french, but I like it better the australian way lol
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:59 pm
Idk.. the french are preaty romantic. ;) jk 5l


ADMIT IT, GUYS - We've all kissed a pig at some point in our youth.


TAGS: kissing
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

MO - April 23, 2010, 1:58 pm
I still get a kick outta this poster. It's been used quite a bit, but this was one of the better ones IMO. 5 flu shots.
MO - April 23, 2010, 1:53 pm
Mooooo thanks for the assist there bro, but I put it out there for the guys who know, and wasn't gonna get pissy with the ones who don't. But it's nice to know you care, I'm touched. No worries KFD. SMOOCHES!!!!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:35 pm
Ditto!!! I will take mine with a pint of beer as well.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 1:33 pm
mmmm, with bacon....like grims poster
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 1:29 pm
No harm no foul..... waffles!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:28 pm
That's not what I meant at all.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:27 pm
OK, I have just been informed. Sorry MO.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 1:08 pm
So I can't make a joke? MO didn't seem bothered.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 23, 2010, 12:30 pm
@KFD.....you haven't been here long....while you have....you've been half Timmy......Don't make another comment like that at Mo.....the rest of us get the [email protected] setting yourself up....there are noobs about.
MO - April 23, 2010, 12:25 pm
No comment KFD, nooooo comment.
Kung-Fu Devil - April 23, 2010, 12:03 pm
Upper or lower cheek?
MO - April 23, 2010, 11:45 am
I've been known to smooch a pig....quite often as a matter of fact. (on the cheek you sickos)


HUMAN NATURE -


TAGS: love hugs kisses hate
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

nicholsjoshua15 - August 26, 2013, 6:06 pm
Lord give me love, give me hate, give me joy, and give me tear. You're all a part of me now, and if I fall, you're all a part of me now.
agdaniele - July 19, 2010, 12:54 am
Thanks! I've been trying to get back up to speed.
spacedog - July 19, 2010, 12:51 am
Beautiful poster Aggy, 5L.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:16 pm

hooker heels still OK?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:12 pm
And rerun... if I told you once, I told you a thousand times... forego the shaving, and get something other than fishnets!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
Not the wrong brand, Pzy... just the wrong size.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:10 pm

I have one of those 5 blade jobs, cost a ortune...however stubble causes thigh rash.
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 9:09 pm
was that the wrong brand?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:01 pm
So, it was someone else who bought me that Bic disposable razor?
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:00 pm
WOW.... was that ever an "on the records" comment.
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:59 pm

I am married, I no longer have sex
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:52 pm
You never hug after sex, anyhow!
rerun - July 15, 2010, 8:49 pm

I ain't hugging you....what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....that is all I am going to say (for now)
pzykosiz - July 15, 2010, 8:26 pm
kinda heartwarming
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:20 pm
LOL Cubby!!! I'm just saying that it wouldn't hurt to hug me when you come home!
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 8:19 pm
LEt's keep in mind that I'm only on my 3rd.
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:17 pm
What a kind message Aggy, are you feeling OK? 5 confused li...ummm poodles


A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




KISS -


TAGS: kiss poster panda graphic arts
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Rex Havoc

BongoBongo - August 28, 2009, 5:40 am
funny!


YOUNG LOVE -


TAGS: youth relationships puppy love kiss
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Neener - October 11, 2010, 10:46 am
Nice! 5 cootie shots.


CINDERELLA -




MY PRINCE -




THE KISS -


TAGS: aprchallenge kissing just an appetizer
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by sickartist

sickartist - April 23, 2010, 1:41 pm
Ahh another over hormoned jock. The AZ news only covers immigration lately.
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 10:17 am
Ben Roethlisberger, in the news for a forward pass
sickartist - April 23, 2010, 10:11 am
Too bad I don't have a clue what you are rambling about.
Jmac0585 - April 23, 2010, 10:07 am
That's what Rapelisberger thought. Twice.


SAINT PATRICK'S DAY TOAST -




THE ROYAL WEDDING - Katherine, I don't think that is the first kiss the subjects were expecting


TAGS: royal wedding first kiss
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:56 pm
Yeah, it is nice to be able to poke fun at another nations public figures but our own occasionally...
Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whole lotta slurpin' going on!!!
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
Some choose to see no evil, other prefer to hear no evil.
Brawler - April 30, 2011, 3:19 pm
Royal weddings, always fun to poke fun at:D Good one..


WELL I DONT KNOW KID -


TAGS: roast calendar johnwayne kiss horse
Rating: 4.59/5

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Airman - September 22, 2011, 2:06 pm
Rrrraaaan Dolllph Scotttt!
ICEMAN - September 22, 2011, 12:48 am
RANDOLPH SCOTT???
Airman - September 20, 2011, 5:01 pm
that never happen5 to Randolph Scott


GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU -


TAGS: kiss baby
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:12 pm
just one pic more that was used more than one time. i'm so sorry... btw: i saw KISS two weeks ago and they were awesome. ;)
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:13 pm
87299


KISSES KEPT ARE WASTED -


TAGS: kiss waste wet love riot
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Greeny - November 24, 2015, 7:11 pm
I could've commented on it back then, but what is a n00b comment worth? Still - 5L's
Rick69 - November 24, 2015, 5:24 pm
Taken aback by you dedication here. Made this 3 months after I joined & you commented on it more than 3 years later. In hindsight, the words are good, the formatting not so much. Plenty of room for improvement.
Greeny - November 23, 2015, 8:03 pm
see?


A WET FART -


TAGS: never kiss butt cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:43 am
GOLD..!! PURE PURE GOLD..!! I am still wetting myself over this one.., just brilliant...
5150monkeylove - September 28, 2010, 8:02 pm
5 wet wipes!!!!!
Reality Lord - September 28, 2010, 8:19 am

omg...omg...omg...omg...omg... ahahahahhahahhahahahah.... gasp....ahahahahahaha..EPIC!!


CHEAP WHORES - They start off early.




SWINE FLU - How Pandemics Get Started




JACK SPRAT - Dude, that's a lot of fat!


TAGS: jack sprat fat kiss skinny
Rating: 1.96/5

More motifakes by Sharonda99

Sharonda99 - July 25, 2008, 11:52 pm
"and I shall call him, mini me!"
Andres - May 21, 2008, 6:13 pm
Thats horrific - she's like 8X his size


COMPARISIONS -


TAGS: someone is going to get it in the kisser
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Faceplant31 - February 21, 2010, 3:24 pm
Amsome! 5L
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:08 pm
Bravo GS, 5Ls.


KISS OF DEATH - your kiss it's on my list


TAGS: kiss death
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by guyfox

Bsian - November 4, 2011, 10:36 pm
Amsome reference :P


KISSING - Her kisses left a lot to be desired... ...The rest of her!


TAGS: kiss
Rating: 3.14/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:22 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.


SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL -




Yakity Yak -




FIRST BASE -


TAGS: kissing
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:01 am
Dude, Airman, you are awe5ome!
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
lol


THIS CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: mistletoe back pocket people kiss
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - December 9, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... ia this a positive attitude or what?
caveman - December 9, 2011, 6:55 am
Love it


I WISH I WAS IN THE LAND OF COTTEN -


TAGS: kissing cousins
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - May 10, 2011, 7:33 pm
HA!
Reality Lord - May 10, 2011, 5:27 pm

hehe...lolz.


NICE GUYS FINISH LAST - but they get the best consolation prizes


TAGS: big bang kiss freakin sweeet
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Maddness

Maddness - September 16, 2011, 9:01 am
how can anyone not like this...


NOW KISS A LITTLE - no joke. I am serious. Do it.


TAGS: rhianna hayden claire kiss
Rating: 3.44/5
LogicDude - February 10, 2009, 11:47 am
Okay, now bite Rihanna and smack her a couple times..dooooo it, do it now! Oh wait, thought that was Chris Brown. My bad!
Da5id - November 4, 2008, 2:40 pm
(singing) She can be my hero baby..


PIGS - They never tasted so good.


TAGS: kissing pigs kids
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Matthew Wong

showmeone - May 2, 2011, 9:24 pm
awwahahh...bacon...
Acey - April 28, 2009, 3:07 pm
And that's how Swine Flu starts


KISSES -


TAGS: apr23 kisses bunny ears
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Fatt Matt - May 3, 2010, 9:48 am
Nope. Now I'M making posters with bad pick up lines. I don't see that you've made any posters.
Fozzwad - May 2, 2010, 9:45 pm
OMG?!?! Now we're making posters of bad pick-up lines?
CANADA - April 24, 2010, 1:21 pm
definitely 5L!
Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 5:59 pm
AMSOME! 5L


A KISS IS STILL A KISS -


TAGS: kiss ice
Rating: 4.48/5

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DON'T BE SHY - After All, It's Cubby's Christmas Wish


TAGS: asian chicks kissing shy cubby christmas wish
Rating: 3.38/5

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David A - January 11, 2010, 3:02 pm
Me no love long time!


VICTORY KISS - “Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.” (The Princess Bride)


TAGS: passion kiss victory princess bride
Rating: 3.11/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:21 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego.
mhpr262 - December 28, 2009, 4:29 pm
interesting story behind the pic, too. Nobody knew who these two people were for decades, their identities were discovered just a few years ago. Was an article in a newspaper in Germany.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 11:05 am
k thanks. i like some of these they were done well
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:46 am
This isn't anonymous either, canada. Doofenshmirtz posted it. There is a glitch in the create program. Look on the "newest" thumb screen.
CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:42 am
why did you post this without a name?


FRENCH KISS - Well, this explains both the term AND why he always wore those stacked-heel boots




UNCOMFORTABLE - Lewis is


TAGS: kiss lewis melbourne
Rating: 1.9/5

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Bob Chin - May 21, 2009, 1:38 pm
Hamilton prob has this framed at home, but then so does Peter Criss.


WHEN A WOMAN'S DRIVING -




WALK THIS WAY -




NEVER ... - ... let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.


TAGS: quote pig fool kiss never
Rating: 4.64/5

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beastmaster - August 9, 2012, 4:46 pm
LOL Good advice! Thanks ;)
CloudchaserS - August 3, 2012, 11:49 pm
Also, don't stick your you-know-what in crazy or let crazy stick it's you-know-what in you


VENGEANCE -




THANKS BUT NO THANKS - Sometimes the frog wants no part of it.


TAGS: frog kiss ugly girl
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by suzieq

TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 7:05 am
And who is playing the princess?
bear4lyfe - January 12, 2012, 1:17 am
this must be that new disney movie where sarah jessica parker plays the main character.


PARENTHOOD - The best years of your life


TAGS: parenthood children fail kissing
Rating: 4.26/5

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maoworks2 - November 29, 2011, 8:18 am
Great Stuff !
mariand - November 20, 2011, 1:00 pm
LOL... and the craziest, and the most funny!?


KISSING -


TAGS: kissing book knowledge
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 10:05 am
I'll sign up for lessons.. ;^)
TheTrashHeap - August 29, 2010, 12:15 am
Yeah I just looked through all 4 of your posters 5but and I gotta say your opinion means pretty much nothing yet. Your stuff is derivative and predictable. When you have made some good posters we may care what you think. But probably not.
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 9:31 pm
5 - I don't know what brings you here to spout criticism, but you need to check yourself. You are all advice, and far too little practice.
Anonymous2 - August 28, 2010, 6:37 pm
5butjam, I wasn't trying for a "chickfake." I saw the image, had an idea, and went with it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2010, 5:08 pm
pot...meet kettle.....
5butjam - August 28, 2010, 4:56 pm
Hey Anon2, probably haven't noticed me around as I don't vote or comment much, but as some friendly advice, chickfakes aren't immediate 5 lions, even ask Cubby. There was a lot you could've done with this picture to make it demotivating or funnier.


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: ignoring rain kissing tears
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 4:46 am
...because one of them is Ike Turner.


THANKS FOR THE KISS, BABE -


TAGS: world war ii times square historic kiss
Rating: 4.2/5

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Iconoclast - June 23, 2010, 3:24 pm
The nurse in the photo was Edith Shain who died at the age of 91 on June 20, 2010. There is a statue of the kiss along the waterfront in San Diego. Several have claimed to be the sailor, but not proven.


BRAIN FREEZE - Quick...somebody call 911! Human contact can be deadly to robots


TAGS: boy girl kiss freeze
Rating: 4.17/5

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forseti - April 7, 2010, 3:40 am
the one path seems to be a farm track, the other a 5-lane highway...
agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 11:27 pm
This moment is what we call "a fork in the road" - one path leads to him getting a semi, and trying to get more kisses from this day forward, or he just dribble-peed himself and is mortified by the rush... and turns to anime.


IRISH GIRLS -


TAGS: saint patricks day kiss cubby
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cubbybear - March 18, 2011, 1:26 am
Everywhere!
ICEMAN - March 18, 2011, 12:29 am
Where???


THANKS FOR THE KISS, HONEY -




PICS - Or it never happened


TAGS: post pics never happened bbq pancakes black man white women kissing
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by aPauling

QCSabotage - May 25, 2009, 7:22 am
Why yes. I did notice that. For like 5 minutes.
me - March 24, 2009, 2:23 am
Anybody notice the girl with her ass sticking out in the bottom left?
Sean - November 9, 2008, 3:15 am
Uhm, you took a picture, or posed for a picture of yourself not looking at the "action" ... hmmm ...
lala suck a dick a lot - September 7, 2008, 7:55 pm
that lucky mother fucker, i know him, son of a bitch he said he would take my camera to a god damn lesbo fest unless he took me.


STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy




KISSES -


TAGS: april assignment challenge kiss
Rating: 4.78/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:47 am
he's just jealous of all the butts you were around today. 5L
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
excited for peanut butter?
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
5 doggie treats. Well done CK.


REMEMBER YOUR FIRST KISS? - the hardest part was figuring out where to put your nose




REWARD OF YOUR LIFE -




INFATUATION -


TAGS: infatuation first kiss roxanne
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:12 pm
This is great.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:48 pm
thanks produce
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Funny stuff, GS. 5.


FEELINGS -


TAGS: gay guys kissing and the cops that may not want to protect them
Rating: 3.75/5

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Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
I just appreciate that the satire in this was appreciated.


I USED TO KISS HER ON THE LIPS - but its all over now


TAGS: kissing april
Rating: 3.68/5

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GreyScorpion - April 24, 2010, 10:04 am
pretty punny, 5L


Sarah Kay -


TAGS: ocean shore kiss
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

GaryO - December 19, 2013, 7:17 pm
Sarah Kay must be sumpm
spacedog - December 19, 2013, 6:02 pm
Superb.
Greeny - December 19, 2013, 7:22 am
Serene - like dating. Typhoons after marriage. 5L
Silverheart - December 19, 2013, 7:17 am

Wow. Profoundly beautiful. Another top notch Sho poster.


Awkward -


TAGS: vanity reflections kissing reality
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:30 pm
THAT's how my ex started? Hahaha
falloutghoul - August 29, 2013, 8:00 am
The beginnings of narcissism.


first date -


TAGS: bar date kiss
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - September 6, 2013, 7:16 pm
Sho is not Satan. Satan is in Hell...where he's hiding from Sho.
5150monkeylove - September 6, 2013, 6:13 pm
Hail Sata---I mean Sho.
GaryO - September 5, 2013, 9:03 pm
Heh. Yeah, hammer5.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:17 pm

Beautiful, Sho!~~5L


A LITTLE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: gary0 kisses
Rating: 4.9/5

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GaryO - October 26, 2012, 8:11 pm
HAH!! I couldn’t bark it better. 5L/FAV


THE ONE SIGHT -


TAGS: nuclear bomb atom bomb clouds fetal position kiss your ass goodbye
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:29 pm
Okay, lol. Not the hills you can clearly see, the ones behind the clouds, the ones you can barely see is Mt. Hamilton. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 7:27 pm
These were just large cloud clusters, not smoke. The hills in the distance I believe is Mt. Hamilton. It startled me because I'm not used to seeing clouds in August. So logically I thought it was time to resume the fetal position and kiss my a$$ goodbye.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
I may have. My daughter was born Dec 1980. Been hell ever since
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 3:48 pm
There seems to be some missing elements in this dialogue, like a couple of the four Ws. Were you looking at Mt St Helens? From Northern Cal or Nevada perhaps? 1980? Or just a forest fire...
EmilioDumphque - August 21, 2013, 1:21 pm
...and did you?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 12:02 pm
I actually took the picture. This was what I saw from my front yard (coming from the east of California) as I was washing my car windows.
GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:18 am
Reminds me of Mt St Helens, back in ’80. Where’d you get the pic, cynic?
maoworks2 - August 21, 2013, 8:31 am
You Got That Right !


DATING SCENE - Damn cougars


TAGS: cougars dating girl boy kiss
Rating: 4.69/5

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suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:18 am
thanks, it's me when I was 5
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.
tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:49 pm
Well done, I like this one.


A KISS ON THE CHEEK - It means goodbye...forever! Cheer up we're taking you the nudie bar tonight.




THE FIRST KISS - Is always an awkward moment


TAGS: the first kiss awkward little horse pony
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:57 pm

Damn, I knew this union was too good to be true
Fatt Matt - January 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
And so begins the story of Sarah Jessica Parker.


I ONLY DRINK -


TAGS: you can kiss me on a monday
Rating: 3.88/5

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jameswnash - October 28, 2010, 8:56 pm
Who says Motifaking cannot be educational!


PARTY ANIMAL -




PRIESTS -




SANDRA + SCARLETT - The kiss that lauched a billion hard-ons.


TAGS: sandra bullock scarlett johannson mtv movie awards kiss kisses kissing
Rating: 3.26/5

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angelous - November 7, 2010, 8:28 pm
hey!, calm down, you're not making any friends here. Banned, don't you?, LOL. I give you an advice: don't be a cry baby buddy, face the criticism and move along.
rerun - June 9, 2010, 7:56 pm

wow, I see this fine individual was banned twice today. that may be a record.
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 2:31 pm
This is why parents need to monitor their kids online activities! Maybe once sanitizer gets his big boy hair he will be able to surf the web unsupervised.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:45 am
It takes some talent to get all the mods after your ass.
Airman - June 9, 2010, 11:43 am
what a fun morning here at the clubhouse!
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:32 am
Me? No, well maybe just a little...Oh, you mean the douchenozzle? Yeah probably...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:30 am
What?....are you huffing glue?
R.S.Jake - June 9, 2010, 11:29 am
Oh my gosh! I posted something on the interwebs and can't stand it if someone doesn't like it ! Oh Noes!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:24 am
It is our business, You're the idiot that posted such crap here and then couldn't take any criticism.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:22 am
Ha! you're pathetic. We don't fall for the troll game around here. We'll just have a good laugh at your expense.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Copy!
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:21 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo: Shut the hell up and mind your own business! mike34: Shut the hell up and mind your own business!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 9, 2010, 11:13 am
We already tried that...Now we make fun of his parentage.
thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 11:12 am
LoL @ mike34
mike34 - June 9, 2010, 11:11 am
Dude, you really need to take some pills. If you really didn't care about them, why would you answer? Just hear them and make the next poster better. 1L for the poster 5l for making me laugh at your comments.
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 8:48 am
No. Just mind your own damn business, that is if you can pull yourself away from raping babies for more than five seconds, ya' sick baby-raping creep!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:07 am
Looks like we have a new moronic mouthpiece in our midst! What's the matter sanitizer? Did your mommy threaten to kick you out of her basement?
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 7:46 am
No. You accept that no one cares if you're not impressed. Don't air your apathy here! Oh, and like you know how to clean up your own shit.
culos - June 9, 2010, 7:29 am
@Rerun: sanitizer does not equal sanity. I guess it's a fancy word for janitor.... Don't expect him to fully understand your comment...
rerun - June 9, 2010, 6:28 am

sanitizer - it is called criticism, learn to accept it and move on
sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 5:41 am
Nobody cares if your not impressed. Keep your non-impressiveness to yourself.
rerun - June 8, 2010, 8:44 pm

this reminds me of the 99 bottles of beer song, make it 999,999,998
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:42 pm
Make that 999,999,999 hard-ons. Not impressed.


DON'T KNOW HOW TO KISS? - there's an app for that! you loser!




HAPPY PLACE -




KISS -




WEDINGS -


TAGS: wedings soviet russia kiss bride
Rating: 2.62/5

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culos - July 30, 2010, 6:00 am
Were they ever?
pzykosiz - July 30, 2010, 4:10 am
when did the soviet russia jokes become popular again?
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:55 pm
I get my share.
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:35 pm

no such luck - garbage mutates overnight...there is no stopping it.
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:31 pm
So I WON'T be waking up to 12 of these each morning any more?
almarpa - July 29, 2010, 2:12 pm
Indeed, quality over quantity
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 1:25 pm
Bingo TOC.
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 12:51 pm
Perhaps... Quality over quantity?
almarpa - July 29, 2010, 11:07 am
Jeez, yes! My huge mistake, I am sorry.
ICEMAN - July 29, 2010, 10:55 am
Ok, I'll do it. W-E-D-D-I-N-G-S
ICEMAN - July 29, 2010, 10:55 am
Ok, I'll do it. W-E-D-D-I-N-G-S
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 10:17 am
must----not---nazi....AAAUUUGGGHHH!!


DEVIATION -




ADIOS -




NEW OPERATING SYSTEM - With this,they will be happily kissing around on our money all day long


TAGS: bill steve kissing our money
Rating: 2.33/5

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majin.manuel - September 23, 2010, 8:29 am
the end of the world...


CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: horse child kiss cubby
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 12, 2010, 6:46 pm
Excellent.
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:44 pm

cub...this is gold dude.


WE DO IT INSTINCTIVELY -




FAN APPRECIATION -




SUCH A SMALL BIT OF SKIN - IT'S WHAT THEY SAY, IT'S WHAT THEY DO ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN THE PROMISE OF WHAT'S TO COME


TAGS: lips for kissing and nibbling and sucking and and and
Rating: 4.54/5

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rerun - August 1, 2010, 10:43 am

after looking at Benny cache, I have to wonder myself. Matchstick figures are better than some of his stuff.
phydeaux - April 23, 2010, 2:11 pm
Im at a loss for words to even try and understand that drunken rambling.
Bennyhannah - April 23, 2010, 9:33 am
After all the crap everyone gets, all the grammar police its who they leave to work night shift who they responsible who let this pointless through.


MODERATORS -


TAGS: marchallenge moderators kissing up but serious
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hawamleh - January 7, 2011, 12:39 pm
Damn, now I can't be an ass anymore. oh well i had my time. Congrats gentlemen !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:55 am
Nope...Just the prostrate exam...and GS does those himself...I was kinda into it....
ICEMAN - January 7, 2011, 10:53 am
Its obvious you don't have to pass a spelling test to be made a full Mod. Congrats Face.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:44 am
LMAO!!!!!!!! EPIC!!!!
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:38 am
I just upper deckered the womens rest room. RL is gonna flip when he goes in there!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:25 am
No worries...I plan on urinating in RL's coffee mug.
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2011, 9:54 am
congratulations to the newest members to the "Didn't know what I was getting in to..." club. Mooo+ FacePlant and Reality Lord. The key to the Mod restroom goes back with hubcap behind the desk. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Bartimaeus - March 13, 2010, 6:45 pm
We all know which one's Aggy. That chalice reeks of Guinness.
lesterinside - March 13, 2010, 8:07 am
5 for Humility!


KISS GROUP PHOTO - "Starchild", "SpaceAce" & "Catman" look much different than I remember.


TAGS: kiss group photo
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:45 am
I don't think that Ace did.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 3:38 am
Peter Criss & Ace Frehley have had some work done.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 3:32 am
Giggety.


FRENCH KISS -




CHILDHOOD MEMORIES - She seemed to enjoy it and I didn't want to kiss her, but that's what I got for picking on my sister.


TAGS: wiped kiss on sleeve
Rating: 4.38/5

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Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 1:10 am

ditto
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:38 am
This. Is. Greatness.


KISSING -




SUN KISSED -


TAGS: freckles kiss sun beauty cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Cubbybear - November 14, 2010, 8:31 pm
Personally I love freckles


GREEN EYES -


TAGS: eyes windows soul death kiss cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:21 am
Nice, Cubby. Things going well at home? 5l


KISS HER - If you will it...it will happen


TAGS: kiss
Rating: 4.08/5

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KISS... - those damn pandas... they make me sad inside


TAGS: kiss
Rating: 3.83/5

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phantom2romeo - February 24, 2012, 10:43 pm
i dont need friends. I'm a douche bag
ICEMAN - February 24, 2012, 9:52 pm
There ya go... That's the way to make friends.
phantom2romeo - February 24, 2012, 9:36 pm
shut up stupid
forseti - February 24, 2012, 2:08 pm
dude, please... try to upload AT LEAST 3 posters a day and think of every one of them more than 1 minute. Quality over quantity!


A KISS IS JUST A KISS -




FRENCH KISS ARMY - Way more bad-ass than the regular French Army. Same penchant for make-up though.


TAGS: september challenge france kiss army
Rating: 3.59/5

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radioactive13 - February 25, 2010, 1:47 pm
Probably cardinal Richelieu.
Derek - January 6, 2010, 8:59 pm
Ummm Marcel Marceau, Napoleon Bonaparte, Louise XVI and... any ideas?


MAY-DECEMBER ROMANCES - Hugh Hefner shares a birthday kiss with his latest girlfriend


TAGS: august challenge kissing poster
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:46 pm
He looks good. Derek, you fail again.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:04 pm
I thought it had a striking resemblance to Michael Jackson.


REALITY -


TAGS: life time happy end tale cinderella prince charming frog kiss joke glass slipper melissa joan hart
Rating: 3.5/5

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redhdsrbst - February 18, 2010, 11:39 am
Posting rules prevent "The rest of the story.."


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